I didn't get a chance to come up with a Sunday Funnies post last night because we had a family emergency (everything is okay now, thank goodness) so instead I just have a new super cute photo of Hypatia's face (times six), along with some puns I stole from Pun of the Day..
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
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7 comments:
Those made me laugh and splutter coffee. And your cat is gorgeous!
Aww happy Hypatia! :D
Favorite pun is the last one - LOVE it.
Haha, these are fantastic. XD
I definitely stole the soap one and used it as my FB status haha
haha awesome these all remind my of my grandpa he used to be the pun king!
oh i hope it's all okay, you said your week had been a hectic sorta one so i hope everything is sorted now lades!
I LOVE HYPATIA =^..^=
and puns! xo ♥
:-)
...these are great, KG! I'm big on word play, goofy ramblings, and puns... these reminded me of that.
Thanks! hope you are doing well - keep up the great blog work - I might not comment much, but I am a faithful follower! :-)
KIG!
VKMfanHuey
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